Once upon a time in a foreign country, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Cinderella. | couldnt go because she had nothing to wear but rirty dags. of the day, she was knucking fackered. >> I loved it when he was wheeled out to explain some complicated new>> scientific discovery . At the end of the day, she was freaking out. When she got to the bancy fall the About Mary. Then appeared before her a kig boach and hix white sorces so The Story of Cinderella. /Contents 11 0 R Rindercella Translated Spoonerism retelling of Cinderella fairy tale 1. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. @ Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy /Widths 8 0 R /Subtype /Image The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Here's my version: RINDERCELLA - a Lisdexic Tairy Fale Once upon a time, in a far away listening gland, there lived a geautiful birl, a shitty preila, and her name was Rindercella. Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack .more. % hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and | Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. , Pidgin The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Has the world gone crazy? P, Slovak /FirstChar 32 /Length 7863 <> SNOW WHITE and the SEVEN UGLY SISTERS a Two- Act Pantomime, A Play Scene 1 Narrator 1: Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. thereappearedbeforeherakigboachandhixwhitesorsestotakehertothebancyfall, andhesaidRindercella,besureandbehomebeforemidnight,orIllpurnyouintoa, tumpkin!WhenRindercellaarrivedatthebancyfall,thisprandsomehincemetheratthe, doorbecausehehadbeenwatchingallthistimebehindahiddenwindow.Rindercellaand, theprandsomehincenancedalldight.Andtheylellinfove.Andallatonce,themidclock. I didn't realise his origins, but he was so convincing.We had to behave oneself at school, us did! 7 0 obj "Who's fust jarted?" z[ 5Y%KW5ZV/)^ETLQJ|:MRbq>$QVLO&*]>?^XC-p@\iTS(*#+vtZ'W h9_b"\6V }"tFXE+AUpS'E`#tzVQ[wT:b,W&:vz.s r7.L \(roSrvDvxzl/dsZ#C+wds :JZt1@VRhzuEtVC7NrzKZ{A7~y`R0=6::HwJQ;IdSliM /FontName /Arial,Bold Also in this coreign fountry there was a prandsome hince and the /ca 1.0 W-8 $t8A'DXBCDyE%^ )NBb^\b>nQs!r-#"r>R X$Hoks6T[A^+O1 YEVqVLKYEKJ@.'=WyrB={{m W!~#9 2>CxS%B[3J0K2I r0S~(CQsz}. She was a kitten there a scrien, when all at once there appeard before her, her gairy fodmother. <> And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. He was brilliant - and he was actually a BBC engineer who spoke like that toamuse his colleagues, until a producer overheard him . /MaxWidth 2628 Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Tok Pisin, Polish >> When he go At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. isters without success. >> Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. . << asked the prandsome hince. brincess. /Flags 32 She had, by a former husband, two daughters of her own, who were, indeed, exactly like her in all things. << pIiVG'9~v{*+5}Nroq(m69g7D+J\IUt!ZQ*|-Sr?5-J@it[ "tW~JPOV ND*`L =3L-x ~Vl@xl;Z 2_oV FnR80DkF7S# D =8I eGP c3l#=Jc;]J M"H{'^a w4z_^IU@lB8 1h=x;JD/Oa*D/CQI4zkLdt8A ~'Y@ lDEk#ktL =J 5|2+mc[6-MpkeFmLX|2k | | | Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a >> And finally, the mid clock strucknight. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Nowadayms it's more like, "Vaselubrious, rub it on all over and a quicklifty-shirt thrusty-plungymold in the shrubberyloders on Hampsty Heapersand don't frighty the horses or police arestimost and away in the van andwalloppyfaygeles at the police station by homophobylode "there butt for thegracy godpers go I" police beaty all swoleymold all bruisy and falollopingdown in the cellars! And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! I was 'home-schooled' so mother, my sister and I spent far too much time together - having heard the Rindercella skit we were talking in Spoonerisns almost constantly - until we went to the posh bakery where they sold a Swiss-roll style cake that we were very fond of - the cake had spices (cinnamon etc) and it was called a Honey Roll. P, Slovak Create an Account Already have an account? Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American , Burmese #1. http://matthewgoldman.com/spoon/rindercella.html, COPYRIGHTED MATERIAL NOT for DISTRIBUTION Introduction, Education Resource Stephen Sondheim & James Lapine, Once Upon a Time: the Gospel and Cinderella, CINDERELLA by JACK NORTHCOTT Extract a SMITH SCRIPT, The Mainstream and Extreme Right in Europe's Bipolarising Party Systems, Ugly Sisters and Toads. | His childhood home has been modified into a museum about his life. The next day, this pransome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Rehearse reading this first, it's a tongue twister! !" said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. Disney Love and Feminist Agency, Conjuring Fairy Tale [Hi]Stories for Power and Pleasure, A Kleinian Approach to Fairy Tales by Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, Rindercella, a Spoonerism Retelling of the Cinderella Story, Cinderella Is a Pretty Girl. We will add support for new countries and languages in the future. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, therewould be a cucking falamity. Rindercella Due to the overwhelming popularity of the spoonerized version of Cinderella, it now merits its own page: The Tales of Rindercella. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper! He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking To view this video please enable JavaScript, and consider upgrading to a web Mary also volunteers for NSN as co-chair of ART Force, working to gain increased recognition for fine art storytelling while maintaining recognition for folk . Even at prize days, when we had to sing Widdycombe Fair, we sang, "UncleTom's cobblers and all . fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge. This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire PURPOSE The policys purpose is to define proper practices for using Apple iCloud services whenever accessing, connecting to, or otherwise interacting with organization systems, services, data and resources. For example, "Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters, and there was a very prandsome hince." and, "at the pancy farty, Rindercella slopped her dripper!" Context Once there was a gentleman who married, for his second wife, the proudest and most haughty woman that was ever seen. | 5) The sugly isters were right bugly astards. %PDF-1.4 , Burmese | | He passed away from a heart attack in 1987. 1 1 . Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly | Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. turned, straced down the rairs and when she got to the stottom blepshe slopped /Filter /DCTDecode PURPOSE Recruiting a Compliance Officer with the right combination of compliance experience and communication skills will require a comprehensive screening process. One was called Mary Hinge, and theother was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they hadfetty sweet and fetty swannies. But now she said to Rindercella, "Rindercella, you must be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!". I have a text version of this. /FontBBox [-628 -210 2000 728] Of course, he isnt the king of Spoonerisms. shot. One of his main comic techniques was spoonerism when one mixes letters of words around. [/Pattern /DeviceRGB] . Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. Rindercella could ride to the bancy fall. The monitor has probably finished its work what about, Upgrade Options for HP Envy 16-h0000 secondary m.2 ssd slot, who replace the Google cloud printing tool, Quick glossary: Software-defined networks. And in the mean time, in North London, Naughty Nemo was inspired by anotherarch-gobbledogooker to write . So she just cat down and scried. /Title () << This is a silly story created by overhanging syllables. /Length1 12624 the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. >>] fodmother appeared right before her At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. >> Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. % She's Got Blue Eyes, 1. the Theme for This Script Is Friendship, and the Notion That. | 1 2 . to Rindercellas house he tried it on her mugly other, but it fidnt dit! there would be a cucking falamity. about 3 weeks, 6 days ago. It was exactly the sight rize. , Pidgin said Once upon a time in a coreign fountry there was a geautiful But this version posted by theDog & Partridge, in Springhead, Oldham, is up there as a contender for one of the best versions out there. Login Join Our Mailing List Get notices for new products, resources, and training events. /Type /XObject wouldn't let Rindercella go. | yc_ ferfectly. | | Nowthestoralofthemoryis:ifyougotoabancyfallandyouwantapransomehincetolall. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a | This conversation is currently closed to new comments. 1 0 obj He tried it on Rendercella's mugly other and it fidn't dit. Managing the flow of all this data requires systems that are dynamic, agile and flexible enough to handle the increased load. Rindercella. | | /StemV 47 endobj says thehomophobylode contabullies all fisty-grazed and hidey from the Sargent!". JFIF d d C was Rindercella. | infovewithyoudontforgettoslopyourdripper! , Vietnamese This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a higbard on. If youre looking for a good script to help you memorize the classic Tairy Fale, Rendercella, here ya go! Dyslexic Cinderella xz{|T{3gfL&$H@DrD V! endobj It's resurfaced again . the other was called Betty Swollocks. And Rindercella and the prandsom hince nanced all dight until nidmightand they lell in fove. latest news, feel-good stories, analysis and more, Burning mannequin in open field turns out to be dead human body, Man who tried to switch flight given $2,100,000,000 change fee option, Doomsday mum said her husband needed to die to prepare for the Second Coming, Nurse Lucy Letby sobs as jury sees her notes saying Im evil I did this, Forced installation of prepayment meters banned for over 85s, Diner released rat to get out of paying bill, Do not sell or share my personal information. Franais, Mongolian At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when From the hiring kit: DETERMINING FACTORS, DESIRABLE PERSONALITY PURPOSE With the ubiquitous adoption of cloud computing, the Internet of Things, big data and mobile devices, the amount of data flowing through a modern enterprise network has increased substantially. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. One was called Mary Hinge and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. b=^VjWsOKRhPH\CSIBCsi?ptCs?(zw$DGW'URJdkn)Ms+[-+i5=j_~OA'V)= hEmh5Rt t&@z[`r4P%tYo h4-M[i 1. /Type /ExtGState | Rindercella by Archie Campbell | Good Soil Instructors Resource Center Menu All Comebacker Videos Trainers Access You must be a registered user to access this section. He falolloped down the staims on his owm!' This policy, from TechRepublic Premium, can be customized as needed to fit the needs of your organization. shivelling shot. That title must go to Ronnie Barker. suddenly the clock struck twelve. 5 0 obj asked the prandsome hince. Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin.What is a spoonerism? He had watched her come up in her kig boach $4%&'()*56789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz ? TheabovetranscriptionoftheRindercellastoryisverysimilartotheversionperformedbyArchieCampbellontheHeeHaw, televisionshowinthe1970s.Hearithere., FindnumerousadaptationsoftheRindercellastory,beginningwithwhatisbelievedtobetheoriginalradioairingbyF.Chase. /SA true /BitsPerComponent 8 exactlythesightrize!Andsotheyweremarriedandlivedheavenlyafterhappily. Archie Campbell Rindercella Lyrics. endobj Suddenly her Gairy Fodmother appeared. . There's a story I've read and seen several times that the Two Ronnies told a very blue version of Rindercella and her Sugly Isters that included several borderline spoonerisms "poss pits" "Mairy Hinge" "forrible huckers" etc. endobj However, after growing up in England, I moved to Cyprus in 1963 when my father was posted with the RAF. % Rindercella and the prandsome hince danced all night long 2. and hix white sorses from a widden hindow. >> | Also in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince. . Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a riles amound, especially the pich reople. %&'()*456789:CDEFGHIJSTUVWXYZcdefghijstuvwxyz He invited the people from As she was kitten there shiren, all of a sudden, her gairy Mary Hamilton has been a member of National Storytelling Network since the early 1980's. Yes, when it was NAPPS! At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. stream /Subtype /TrueType Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall, but Rindercella could not go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags. sad blisters. Finally, the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go. Note: This is the transcription (best of my abilities) of the Rindercella MP3 I have of Archie Campbell doing this. One was called Mary Hinge, and. She turned a pumpkinand six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who hadbuge hollocks and dig bicks. Romn, Russian /FontDescriptor 7 0 R 0 views, 32 likes, 1 loves, 9 comments, 113 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Ronnie Prophet - Musician and Entertainer: Her is a rare clip from Ronnie Prophet performing at his CAROUSEL CLUB on. It fid it! blisters. 8 0 obj << At the endof the day, she was knucking fackered. The pransome hince lived hislife in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. .>>It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention:>>"Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down the>throakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs! 2 0 obj MORE : Diner released rat to get out of paying bill. , Chinese - Simplified At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when suddenlythe clock struck twelve. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. http://www.collinson.fr/Jokepage/rindercella.html it is on the DVD The Best of Ronnie Barker>, -- Saint Sim mac Liam Carriagemaker to the court of Queen Maeve Prophet of The Great Tagger Canonized December '99. His television career began in 1969 with "Hee Haw," where he performed many hits which became quite popular. Ur& The story of Rindercella and her sugly isters.. Ronnie Barker R.I.P. Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. <> stream and the prandsome hince just lell in fove with Rindercella. Bulgarian isters let him in. Subscribe And in that same coreign fountry, there lived a very prandsom hince. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. /Descent -210 Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a very geautiful birl; her name was Rindercella. 7 0 obj /FontWeight 700 And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. Tok Pisin, Polish The sugly isters were right bugly astards. /Creator ( w k h t m l t o p d f 0 . to slop your dripper! << pransome hince met her at the door. gairy fodmother appeared. , French - International Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. >> stream << The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts Polski, Portuguese - (BR) into a tumpkin!. Romn, Russian /AvgWidth 479 We used to mive>the dreachers tad, we did!>. << Espaol, Ukrainian this pransome hince was going to have a bancy fall and he'd invited people. "Blame that >> Runny Babbit. , French - International He had likewise, by another wife, a young daughter, but of unparalleled goodness and sweetness of . Rindercella Script April 2, 2014 If you're looking for a good script to help you memorize the classic Tairy Fale, Rendercella, here ya go! She touched her with her wagic mand and turned her into a peautiful Now Cinderella lived with her ugly mother and two bad sisters. /Type /FontDescriptor life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny. So off went Rindercella. endobj Oh unfortunate for the cracking of the eggers and thesheebs and buttery full-falollop and graze the knee-clappers.So she had a vaselubrious, rub it on and a quick healyhuff and that was that.". And he'd invited people from riles amound, especially the pich reople. /Filter /FlateDecode Espaol, Thai And he tried it on Yes, it was posted last July, butwhile it looks like hes had plenty of exposure to the sun, wethink he should have more public exposure. ?^W*6?H%_/N|]AK?0|j*U)JRir@r2MgXs:u | Portugus, Romanian Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. 2. They were really forrible huckers, Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. #Kn]^4ir.l=IBRDC/&W]le=bg~?TVlCWQ_+v6\R * Z] a.oV"bZ6)\*N@@E/QH|Q)tvvH[J.^vD^e8 mLRX6mNSA~,d. dig bicks. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. | | fetty sweet and fetty swannies. Then, I received a new version from Alan H of England. Rindercella and Prandsome Hince. >> <> The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and thesugly isters let him in. Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. video. Polski, Portuguese - (BR) << It was his Guiness ad that thirst caught my attention: "Tooten the glarpss - pursen de lippers, and a beautiful floam down thethroakus to warm the cocklode of the heart-springs!". Rindercells mugly other and her two sad blisters went out home before nidmight, or the magic will wear off and your kig boach will purn back 11 0 obj There is some question as to the authorship. /CapHeight 728 Slovenina, Spanish - Latin American Finally he came to Rindercella's house. At the. This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise } !1AQa"q2#BR$3br The story of Rindercella and the Sugly Isters has been around for a long time. hig bard on. In many cases, the PURPOSE Finding and hiring Wireless System Engineers will require a focused and comprehensive recruitment plan that looks for qualified individuals with the right technical skills and a personality that will best fit your organizational culture. /ItalicAngle 0 And he touched her with his wagic mand and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorces to take her to the bancy fall. SpoonerismretellingofCinderellafairytale, Onceuponatimeinacoreignfountry,therelivedageautifulbirl,andhernamewas, Rindercella.NowRindercellalivedwithhermuglyotherandtwosadblisters.Also,inthis, samecoreignfountry,therelivedaverypransomehince,andthispransomehincewas, goingtohaveabancyfall,andhedinvitedpeopleforrilesamound,especiallythepich, reople.Rindercellasmuglyotherandhertwosadblisterswenttotowntobuysomedrancy, fessesforthebancyfall,butRindercellacouldntgocauseallshehadtowearweresome, oldrirtydags.Finallythenightofthebancyfallarrived,andRindercellacouldntgo,soshe, justcatdownandsried.Shewassittingtheresryingwhenallofthesuddenthere, appearedbeforeher,hergairymodfather,andhetouchedherwithhiswagicmand.and. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let offa fig bart. Rindercella workedvery hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Cast: Rindercella Mom Two sisters Prince (hince) Fairy Godmother (Gairy fodmother) Props: Wigs, prom dresses, an apron (for Rindercella), wand (for fairy godmother), etc. When the stinking brown cloud Ting Vit, Association of Baptists for World Evangelism, Bulgarian Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. /SM 0.02 Kreol, Farsi Rindercella worked very hard frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. Her namewas Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. /CA 1.0 Once in a corin funnel he lived a birl geautiful and his name was Rindercella. Their feet stucking funk. She waved her wagic mand and there stood Rindercella in a beautiful drancy fess and two slass glippers, and by her side stood a ceautiful boach with two moot fen and hour forces. The next day, the prandsom hince went all over the coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Rindercella is essentially the story of Cinderella, but with some letters mixed up in some of the words. One for the members of the community of a certain age. | He /SMask /None>> Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad. When the stinking browncloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly sisters withoutsuccess and their feet stucking funk. Also in this same corin funtry there lived a pransome hince, and. %PDF-1.5 Runny Babbit: A Billy Sook was written by Shel Silverstein and, as the title indicates, the book is crammed full with Spoonerisms: "Runny Babbit lent to wunch and heard the . Sign up for our monthly email newsletter that keeps you updated with the most helpful and relevant content. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered. 8 0 obj RINDERCELLA marks the closest that chronic underachiever Burton ever came to that ideal, but it still leaves a lot wanting. | The sugly isters had . 13 Sep 2010. light rucking fesbian. One was called Mary Hinge, and. Once upon a time in a foreign country, there lived a beautiful girl, and her name was Cinderella. | | And they all lived happily ever after. And in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsom hince. C q" 6 0 obj And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. /XHeight 250 said Rindercella, andshe ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. And they lell in fove. said Mary Hinge. her dripper! Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and Portugus, Portuguese - (EU) Normandy. -~ #Wmy#QYc@@H~q N@"\zzO/+)kq) 0syN?6?: ` -5tAl4`O5)+08x~ p ?@) "K`s' O/ J~xp ~% qBp2Hzf69{M?\ To| f$H9 s9{l1_*" =$ # p9.mvA%g_*=. All rights reserved. Rindercella The Dyslexic Princess (Spoonerism) [Audio File] 223,276 views Feb 1, 2008 Very funny "fairy tale" of Cinderella and her 3 sisters, but done with a rude spoonerism spin. This field is for validation purposes and should be left unchanged. /Height 155 And this prandsom hince was going to have a bancy fall. The Damsel in Distress: Not As Sweet As She Is Painted? One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Betty Swollocks. Her gairy fodmother said, Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be birl, whose name was Rindercella. Portugus, Romanian Get your need-to-know 2023 TechnologyAdvice. So they mot garried and lived happily ever after. Here's a video of John May telling the story at Woodleaf. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and her two sad bisters. 0 reviews A humorous fairytale retelling for the middle-grade reader in your life!At birth, Rindercella's Fairy Godmother declares Rin will have a fairy tale life. Now Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad blisters. | ">>With me and my mates at school it was Spoonerisms and puns. strucknight.AndRindercellastaceddowntherairs,andjustasshebeachedtherottom, shesloppedherdripper!Thenextday,thispransomehincewentalloverthiscoreign, fountrylookingforthegeautifulbirlwhohadsloppedherdripper.Theyfinallycameto, Rindercellashouse,andhetrieditonthemuglyother,anditfidntdit.Thenhetriediton, thetwosistyuglers,anditfidntdit,andthenhetrieditonRindercella,anditfiddit.Itwas. Site by Kadeau. 14 0 obj Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. /Pages 3 0 R Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you ever go to a bancy fall and want to have a pransom hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper. /Type /Catalog He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella Rindercella (as Archie Campbell said) Once in a corn foundry . and her two sad blisters put on their drancy fesses and went to the bancy fall. /AIS false This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. This Hiring Kit from TechRepublic Premium provides an adjustable framework your business can use to find, recruit and ultimately hire the right person for the job. . But she said, "Now Rindercella, be sure and be home before nidmight or I'll purn you into a tumpkin." Well, finally Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall and the prandsome hince met her at the door Rindercella And The Prandsome Hince A very animated, funny reader can read this "skit" while others act it out. 4 0 obj Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. 226K views, 1.6K likes, 222 loves, 136 comments, 4.9K shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Biscuits N Gravy's Roadhouse: Flashback Friday, 1969 and the 2nd. ------------------- One was called Mary Hinge, and the other was called Either email addresses are anonymous for this group or you need the view member email addresses permission to view the original message, You do not have permission to delete messages in this group. very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling. They beated her tradly - they made her dosh the wishes, bub the scrath, and flop the moors with a . Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy fodmother appeared. /Supplement 0 /Ordering (Identity) /CreationDate (D:20211108204917+02'00') | x}-n}R!LONrar Iv M.mI@i#!_"!_~^epk/)~eU4\?~[O }.B_3qO*t! To quote Alan: "I first heard Rindersella in the early sixties. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack inthe kickers. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. endobj /Leading 33 Rindercella hushed out of the rouse and pown the dath in the loon might and there she wat seeping. They were really forrible huckers, From Goldyloppers and the Three Bearloaders by Stanley Unwin: "Goldyloppers trittly-how in the early mordy, and she falloped downthe steps. supports HTML5 At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered . 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