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THIS IS THE ONLY THING I NEED. Reviewed in the United States on April 22, 2011. . The rest of the acting is awful, especially from the teenagers, ranging from bland to ridiculously over-the-top. : Thank you for your time. Robert Carradine Nicholas Bell Brian Wimmer Stacy Haiduk Susanne Sutchy Cleopatra Coleman Bonnie Piesse Natalie Avital Natani Talemaitoga Paula Dakini Billy Aaron Brown Parry Shen Nathaniel Kiwi, El ataque de Dientes de Sable, Primal Park - Lo zoo del terrore, El ataque de dientes de sable, Angriff des Sbelzahntigers, Les Dents de sabre, Monsters, aliens, sci-fi and the apocalypse Horror, the undead and monster classics Were you born in a barn!? Seriously, signup for our newsletter orFreddy will hunt you in your dreams. that was the best and the 1ton sabretooth walking on its front legs hilarious to make this movie better more action and less talking if you know what i mean and also please please people who made this movie don't make anothwer movie like this movies ending cause it was terrible 1 sabretooth alive and killed that women in the end this movie reminds me of the grudges ending always there's 1 enemy left! Starting a zoo/theme park on a remote island sounds pretty familiar. Release Date: Jul 14, 2005 Rated: N/A | Runtime: 90 Mins | Language: English Director: George T. Miller Stars: Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell, Brian Wimmer, Stacy Haiduk, Susanne Sutchy Summary Sachariah tells Savannah that the cats are lose due to the power failure opening the doors. The story is also a mess, predictable, dully paced and also derivative of Jurassic Park but without the excitement and thrills. , Number of discs A group of college students are also on the island for a scavenger hunt, there test to get into their cliques frat or sort (Always thought that needed a short nickname). Didnt actually watch this, but it popped up in my memory when randomly scrolling thru HBO, like a weird fever dream. The film is idiotic and a waste of time. the bad points are listed below: Reviewed in the United States on June 10, 2014. Out of the ones who do live, only one has completed their task, so I got a kick out of that. Were you born in a barn!? I needed a filler and so I thought Why Not! Afterwords, Niles goes around and individually meets the investors. We get some gore, which helps a little. 6%. This movie is one of my favorites. Niles greets the five students and takes them up to the hotel to get checked in. Official Sites He brings a huge group of investors, and a group of student tourists to the island to show off his creation, only to have a power failure result in the cats getting loose. Learn more. Brian finds Alys and Collette, but they manage to get away from him. He lets her know he shot the other cat and that it probably crawled off to die. Mr. Primal Park's death is the most laughable thing you will see in one of these movies as a Sabretooth statue's tooth jars loose (Courtesy of Sloggy), shrinks a few sizes, and impales the man through the throat. Attack of the Sabretooth is a 2005 horror film that premiered on the Sci Fi Channel, directed by George T. Miller, and starring Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell, Brian Wimmer, Stacy Haiduk, and Robbie Williams. This piece of sh*t scared me a lot when I was a kid. 1995 Marvel Overpower Card Game Sabretooth Wildcat Attack (B) $1.50. Literally I had to sleep with the light on thinking the sabretooth would come and eat me. I took this movie to the heart and i filled with violence throughout especially since i was unaccredited for it since i wasn't able to make it to the movie set Fiji the movie was very realistic and has the in tendencies of dropping the realistic creatures and replacing them with robots and stuff. I couldn't even laugh it was so bad! Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. OK damn it this movie sucks i can 't believe it i loved it when my lil bro got freaked from the attacks stomach takin out and the blood ya. YOU MUST WATCH THIS MOVIE. (At least everyone who worked on it got a trip to Fiji. In reality, their famous fangs started at an average size and grew as the cat matured into adulthood. Here's the plot: "In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. That was never addressed in the movie. This storyline is far less entertaining. When a bunch of college smalltime thieves puts a virus in the security system to participate in a scavenger hunt, the greatest attractions of the zoo - sabretoothes from the prehistoric age developed from DNA found in fossils - escape, killing the hosts and guards for fun. The Smildon was a predator of the North and South American Pleistocene Epoch. This one's an open rip-off of JURASSIC PARK, with the action set on a remote tropical island which is host to a new tourist attraction: genetically engineered sabretooth tigers. Language : Unqualified (DTS ES 6.1) Studio : ALL. Look for it on DVD! In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. Please try again. The Smildon was a predator of the North and South American Pleistocene Epoch. Niles orders him to find the cats and keep them safe, but Brian refuses and tells him its over. I've kept it in my collection for future viewings. I WILL NEVER WATCH ANY OTHER MOVIE IN MY LIFE. Kirk is killed by the male sabretooth, whose has climbed up onto the ceiling pipes. ", "The fate of two kingdoms rests in their hands. In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. I was in awe of how truly horrid this movie was. Instead of banter they trade insults. What follows is just what you'd expect from this type of movie. Mostly,this was an amazing and fun creature movie. They tried to play it for laughs, underscored by some strange happy-go-lucky music that didn't suit the subject matter. Even though the saber tooth tigers look computer made, it still is great. . Attack of the Sabretooth is set on a remote Fijian island named Valalola where the greedy owner Niles (Nicholas Bell) has invited lots of rich investors to his island resort in the hope of making them part with large sums of cash for a stake in his revolutionary Primal Animal Park attraction. Directed by George T. Miller. While Robbie restores the backup, Sachariah goes out into the hall. The huge cat bangs against the door, knocking loose a tooth from the model cat over the door which falls down and spears Niles through the head. When a bunch of college smalltime thieves puts a virus in the security system to participate in a scavenger hunt, the greatest attractions of the zoo sabretoothes from the prehistoric age developed from DNA found in fossils escape, killing the hosts and guards for pleasure. Back in the shopping center, the group splits up to find their objects. He tries to lead the students to safety, but they run into the female sabretooth who begins to growl at them. Technical Specs, See agents for this cast & crew on IMDbPro, prosthetics makeup assistant (as Lomani Derenalagi), assistant hair stylist / assistant makeup artist, hair stylist supervisor / makeup supervisor, re-recording mixer / supervising sound designer, sound post-production coordinator (uncredited), visual effects executive producer (as Stefan Gillard), key electrician (as Paul Gabriel Moussalli). this movie exadurates with the gore, not nearly as much as pteradactyl, but still has to much. Niles does his presentation to the investors about Primal Park: a five-star resort, amusement park, and zoo. To add the following enhancements to your purchase, choose a different seller. The girls meet up with them, then Robbie and Alys go off to try to disable the alarms. Their extinction over 10,000 years ago doesn't stop them from making an amazing villain for a Science Fiction film. Robbie and Alys find the cotton candy machine bowl he needs for the scavenger hunt while searching outside the shopping center. First saw this after I came home from school in the 4th grade, only saw a few scenes and it scared the shit out of me, nightmares for months. But this has Sabertooth tigers instead. Full content visible, double tap to read brief content. : Factory 1:00 Marvel Knights: Wolverine vs Sabretooth - Clip: The Danger Room Shout! There's something worse then That! gosh I sure hope there isn't a sequel. O.K. How many movies can you make about cloning sabertooth tigers? Brief content visible, double tap to read full content. Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations. Grant says he doesn't believe he really has the cats, then waits for Niles to leave so Autumn can crack the safe and steal Nile's research patents and data. Shut the door! So next time you are in the video store and you don't know what to watch. 2005 Please try again. Unfortunately inept security guards & resort employees means all the gates to the Sabretooth enclosure have been opened & thanks to some annoying American teens on holiday the entire security system is down after they decide to steal some things but don't want to be caught on camera. "Whaa Where to begin? The Iowa State Capitol building, Friday, May 20, 2022, in Des Moines. The giant animals savagely are stalking its prey and the group run afoul and fight against one nature's most fearsome predators. If a sabertooth fish rewards 400 experience points, Li Feng will soon be able to earn back the experience points spent on redeeming temporary attack enhancement skills. Inferior production stars a primal tiger called Smilodon or Sabretooth with lousy effects. It would be forgivable if only it was a good movie. Sabretooth was always a guilty pleasure of mine growing up. Not much to brag about. It was filmed on location in Fiji. Awesome movie!! Reviewed in the United States on January 17, 2021. Aired in United States on DVD April 11, 2006. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness. the special effects should be named special defects, When the director shouted "action" I guess he also indicated to the actors to carry out the worst performance they could think of. In the Fiji islands, the greedy and unscrupulous owner of the Valalola Resort Primal Park invites investors and guests for an opening party of his compound composed of hotel and zoo aiming to find partners for his discoveries. Release Dates Menu. The love interests are there but don't overrun the script. Even if most of the kills were just peoples heading being ripped off! Oh, and the death scene of the scientist at the end is truly one of the worst things I've seen in years. EXTRA 25% OFF WITH CODE 25OFFCART See all eligible items and terms. The cats are bulimic so they kill, puke, and kill some more. Free shipping. How can you NOT want to see this movie? It has a tongue in cheek attitude that carries it along quite nicely. , Actors The dvd got delivered within the time limit. And just enough dismemberment to thrill a jaded palette. Savannah shoots the deformed cat just as Brian arrives. Alaina gets disgusted and leaves, going back out into the hall. TV Shows. , Media Format Aired in United States July 9, 2005. What was it, oh yeah, Jurassic Park. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. The mutant sabretooths are very good creatures sort of reminds someone of the mutants of Chernobyl Diaries which is the only mutant movie after it. +100 -1 10% 2.8 Share a link to this page! Attack of the Sabretooth 2005 Directed by George T. Miller Synopsis Extinct no more! The Sabre tooth tigers are not brilliant but who cares. At the moment they only have two (or three) Sabretooths. Is it entertaining? But it is only barely passable for the horror genre. Terrible Jurassic Park rip-off Creature Feature with a bit more gore than usual. Most of the characters are just assholes, they're all detestable. Factory 1:06 More Info. Grant and Autumn, lost in the park, walk past one of the cats. Letterboxd Limited. "The most amazing jet story to ever blast the screen! This product uses the TMDb API but is not endorsed or certified by TMDb. Enter the weird feeding guy who says, Nah, we made three, the third being a monster who pulls itself around with its front feet. Robbie hears her screaming and runs to help, arriving in time to have the cat throw her head at him and spray him with blood. Not much right? For undisclosed reason, a bunch of college students also show up to play a scavenger hunt. I'm not entirely certain what their objective was with this movie. Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2014. in Jack Van Slamme's review of Attack of the Sabertooth! Niles did all that in order to attract thousands of tourists and their millions of dollars they'll be more then willing to spend to see the prehistoric big cats. A shameless ripoff of Jurassic Park, ATTACK substitutes sabertooth cats for dinosaurs. Even that death was stupid because the statues tooth went through his mouth and hangs there like that will support it and there is a scene when a goth girl loses her contacts doesn't find them, and seems like she doesn't need the. In the first few minutes a security guard opens a gate, leaves it open, to chase down a piece of paper. Then Niles reveals that he won't let Grant have any investment in the park. Grab your buddies again and some more beer and enjoy. The lights come on just in time for the male cat to kill Sachariah. Because they needed someone to ruin the security system so they can break into the gift store to steal the items they needed to make it into their fraternity and sorority houses. To a degree, if you can get past the jokey way in which the story is manhandled. | To a degree, if you can get past the jokey way in which the story is manhandled. , Writers Because they needed someone to ruin the security system so they can break into the gift store to steal the items they needed to make it into their fraternity and sorority houses. The special effects are atrociousthe puppet heads in close-ups of the title beasties are bad enough, looking like stiff plush dolls, but the CGIwhich makes the computer-generated dinosaurs in "Walking with Dinosaurs" look life-like by comparisonare just downright awful. They tried to play it for laughs, underscored by some strange happy-go-lucky music that didn't suit the subject matter. Niles, a multimillionaire, creates a new resort and theme park on an island in Fiji that features . A handful of Gov. I LEFT MY WIFE FOR THIS MOVIE. He becomes victim number one; he loses his arm and his life. , MPAA rating John Rhys-Davies again needed to make a car payment, so here we are again. Brian goes to check the main switch board, almost running into Robbie and Alaina. When the test tube prototypes of the Sabre-toothed cats are shown, many of the embryos and cubs are shown with fully developed canines. So pretty much the tigers just rip their prey to shreds. Instead of banter they trade insults. Suddenly a sabre-tooth cat appears and tears him apart, killing him. I understand he has bills to pay, but that hardly excuses this s--t bag. All in all this movie sucked, f/x sucked, acting sucked, story unoriginal. The end death with the owner was totally fake looking graphics. The tigers are always hungry, but are unable to digest what they eat. This movie is one of my favorites. : Brian meets up with Sachariah in the park area, where Sachariah lets him know he was able to get the cats back in their pens. Released July 14th, 2005, 'Attack of the Sabretooth' stars Robert Carradine, Nicholas Bell, Brian Wimmer, Stacy Haiduk The movie has a runtime of about 1 hr 30 min, and received a user score of 36 . monster, creature, dinosaurs, scientist or beast creature, aliens, monster, sci-fi or scary cannibals, gory, gruesome, graphic or shock horror, gory, scary, killing or slasher horror, scientist, monster, doctor or experiment ", "From the depths of the sea A TIDAL WAVE OF TERROR!". Reviewed in the United States on August 28, 2014, I'm not entirely certain what their objective was with this movie. It was filmed on location in Fiji. The movie could have been better if they had just had a different script, director, and CGI provider. Brian hears him scream, but is too late. Is it entertaining? On the brighter side, it has multiple beheadings, and disembowelments, a single impalement, Lizzy Maguire's dad (who gets beheaded), a defense of goth culture (which is just as dumb as it sounds), a deformed sabretooth with only 2 legs, and the creator of the sabretooths yells just before he is killed, "I created you, stop it!" Attack of the Sabretooth (Widescreen) Robert Carradine (Actor), Stacy Haiduk (Actor) Rated: R Format: DVD 51 ratings DVD from $16.38 Customers who viewed this item also viewed Page 1 of 1 Sabretooth Angel, Vanessa 457 DVD 15 offers from $3.82 Product Description Attack of the Sabretooth (Widescreen) Product details Aspect Ratio : 1.78:1 Or. Savannah and Brian discover the power is out and that the cats have free run of the island. The pair ends up in one of the labs where they find an incubator and sabretooth fetuses in jars. If I had only gotten away so easy. Attack of the Sabretooth contains every element of a cinematic masterpiece. The Sabretooths, themselves , of course, are the real star stars and they are astounding terrifyingly though not convincing. I'll close on that note. I've kept it in my collection for future viewings. Pages may include limited notes and highlighting. ATTACK OF THE SABRETOOTH is another cheesy-as-hell Sci-Fi Channel special, a low budget monster flick in which a few poorly-acting cast members are hounded by a dodgy CGI creation which inevitably whittles them off one at a time. It is basically the greatest thing humanity has ever created. **Warning** Contains spoilers, bad a. Runtime: 90 Mins | Reviewed in the United States on January 6, 2007. this movie has one of the worst final sequenses ever. Alys and Collette, but they manage to get checked in how can you about!, signup for our newsletter orFreddy will hunt you in your dreams greets five... To kill Sachariah in my memory when randomly scrolling thru HBO, like a weird fever dream sure hope is. 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